There is an outbreak of fleas!!!
Short Tony’s dogg is in disgrace. It has had to be given a bath. Meanwhile, Mrs Short Tony has mixed emotions that her unusual rash has proved not to be shingles.
I meet Short Tony out in his front garden. An emergency stairs crisis paracarpenter has descended on me from Cambridgeshire, and I am keen to leave him to get on with it.
We discuss the fleas issue.
“She’s got a much bigger rash now,” he explains. “All down one side.”
“It would explain about the LTLP’s breasts,” I reply thoughtfully. “They are dotted with spots. It is all the fault of your dogg.”
“You’ve not got any bites?”
We nod in satisfaction at our good fortune.
“We could always talk about this at the Village Pub?” he asks.
I sigh. “Sorry. I have to pick up Baby Servalan in an hour or so, and I have fucking Tread Adair working in my kitchen. Another time.”
He disappears inside to spread flea chemicals. There will be another time.