A summary of events.

I’m not updating this very often at all.

Which was always the plan, in that I kind of retired from blogging. And as a write a little more in other spheres, I’ve tried to find other hobbies that don’t involve sitting at a PC thinking about words.

Thing is, Twitter has revealed that you only really need 140 characters and people can fill the gaps themselves. Everything else is wasted effort in these days of mobile devices and short attention spans. So it seemed sensible just to save everything up and post it in headlines. Here’s my past few months.

I spend an eventful Christmas with Unlucky John.

We shut the chickens away.

I grow a magnificent beard!!!

I search online for a beard-trimmer, to be sent next-day delivery.

The chickens are morose.

I attend an eye-test.

We win a game of snooker!!!

I study the bird flu regulations with sadness.

I collect my fashionable new spectacles!!!

I am struggling to adapt to my new spectacles.

I badly mis-read the settings on the beard-trimmer.

I fall over Short Tony’s front wall.

The chickens are extremely unhappy.

“Perhaps it was the headbanging?” I ask the LTLP.

We bid farewell to Len the Fish.

I suspect the chickens are being radicalised.

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