Hello. Yes, I am OK, thank you, but currently checking out rural house prices – I hear that Norfolk is nice. Hope you are all OK too.

What I had actually planned for today’s post is now somewhat inappropriate – maybe it will keep. Combined with the fact that I wasted a lot of time in an edit suite (showbiz for “breeze-block-walled basement with a VCR”) watching actors’ improv tapes when all I found out was that I should really get my teeth whitened means that I must bid you all farewell now.

I can, however, give you the top 3 conspiracy theories that I have just made up:-

3. US wanted to move G8 agenda from poverty and climate change to security and terrorism.

2. Support was waning for ID cards.

1. French really really wanted Olympics.

Same time next year?