There is an unusual grunting noise!!!
I am busy working on Important Things, so I ignore it for the time being. Later on, I wander out to investigate.
A professional-looking sign has been erected in Short Tony’s garden, staked into the lawn by the bushes.
I take a photo of it, for my interested readers, but I’m a bit rubbish at photography. It reads:
“SORRY. NO MOLES ALLOWED. TRY NEXT DOOR.”
I shake my head in pity at his poor attempt at mole control. Then I catch a glance of a similar sign that has been erected in my own front garden.
(click image for larger version).
The man is losing it.