There is an unusual grunting noise!!!

Again.

I am busy working on Important Things, so I ignore it for the time being. Later on, I wander out to investigate.

A professional-looking sign has been erected in Short Tony’s garden, staked into the lawn by the bushes.

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I take a photo of it, for my interested readers, but I’m a bit rubbish at photography. It reads:

“SORRY. NO MOLES ALLOWED. TRY NEXT DOOR.”

I shake my head in pity at his poor attempt at mole control. Then I catch a glance of a similar sign that has been erected in my own front garden.

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(click image for larger version).

The man is losing it.

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