Apologies for the delay in ‘Canada 3’. I have had difficulty uploading a picture of my third pair of pants, which were a sort of bluey-grey.

In the meantime, the competition winner is revealed as Nadia!!! Nadia fought off lots and lots of competition and entered first, so she is the winner, even though she has a bit of a foreign name which implies that postage might be alarmingly expensive.

Nadia, please email me with your details. I have to go now as I have a partridge in the oven for my tea. I shall return next week.

16 thoughts on “Competition – winner!!!

  1. Steve says:

    I’m first!!!
    Are you sure it’s a partridge and not one of the chickens?

  2. Nadia says:

    I’m second… but I’m first???

    I won???? JonnyB, please don’t tell me I’m the only twerp who actually did the competition thing on Facebook?

    Oh well. I’ll send you my details, but never fear, I’m just over in Switzerland, right next to France. Or is it the other way around?

    Did you shoot the poor partridge too?

  3. Bluey-grey and yellow, Jonny, as some wit will be sure to point out.

    Congratulations, Nadia – wear them with pride! I should boil them first, tho’, if I were you…

  4. spazmo says:

    Ew. I think Jonny’s Canadian trip has regressed him into an infant – now we’re expected to wait around while he loads his pants.

  5. Mr Farty says:

    There was a competition? With used pants as a prize? Genius, I just threw out a pair. *roots around in bin* Ew, not salvagable.

    Canada is brill, innit?

  6. Dave says:

    ‘I have a partridge in the oven’

    A euphemism if I ever heard one.

  7. Z says:

    Hang on, you said previously that Natalie was in the lead, but now you’re saying that Nadia entered first and has won? Has there been a bit of vote rigging here or is it general muddle-headedness on your part?

  8. Pat says:

    Congrats Nadia! There is no shame in being the only competitor – we are all bone idle over here. Enjoy the pants and I hope they are not too experienced.

  9. guyana gyal says:

    It’s quite okay Jonny B, we don’t need to see more pants, don’t fret your po’ li’l head about it.

    Hi Nadia, that’s a lovely name. I have a cousin called Nadia.

  10. Nadia says:

    When did JonnyB say Natalie was in the lead? I didn’t see that! But I am often called “Natalie” in error as Nadia is rather exotic. Except when it’s cousins.

  11. Nadia says:

    Oh and thanks, Guyana Gyal, very appreciated.

  12. nevenera says:

    well done nadia!

  13. Diana says:

    Nadia, congratulations!! Bet you wish you’d thought of a different prize though =D Please let us know how the eggs travel. Maybe Johnny should bring them over to Switzerland in person just to be sure?

  14. Hamish says:

    I’m afraid I don’t really understand what this competition was, how I was supposed to enter it, or what the prizes were. Were there Terms & Conditions? I like Terms & Conditions. They make me feel like I am not being ripped off.

    This feels like something that should be reported to Watchdog.

  15. JonnyB says:

    Hmph. And the whole site was down earlier on today. There is a conspiracy against me. I am just like a Norfolk Mohammed al Fayed.

  16. tillylil says:

    Yes the site was down but thank fully it is free of conspirators now.
    A partridge in the oven – now that is unusual. Aren’t they usually in pear trees!

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