I do my Christmas shopping.
They have spent about a grillion pounds on renovating Lynn town centre, and now it has a spanking new multi-story car park and gleaming, architect-designed pound shops. I purchase an indescribable thing in a roll for my lunch and gradually tick items off my list.
Up near McDonalds, Santa is selling the Big Issue.
I find this a bit depressing. Whilst he’s always had a bit of a seasonal job, I am sorry to see him in this position. Still – that is globalisation for you and he, as an inefficient monopoly, has lost out.
In fact thinking about it, he has got a bloody cheek coming over here and begging on our own streets. It is because we are known as a soft touch. They have been flooding in from Lapland in such numbers that we do not know what those numbers are.
I do not buy a copy of his magazine as it will send out the wrong messages to the elves.
I do feel a bit sorry for him. It is sad all round. There are children that will see him that will be traumatised by the sight.
It is a shame.