“Chinese herbal medicine first evolved in the mountains of ancient China as Taoist philosophers searched for the elusive ELIXIR OF LIFE.

Over the centuries they learned all the remarkable healing powers of carefully combined plants and minerals taken in Tao form.

The formulation is governed by Wood one of the Five Elemental Energies and contains the legendary elixir of life ‘He Shou Wu’”

As I lie in my relaxing bath I wonder:

Is this the most pretentious shampoo bottle in the world?

Around two quid from Tesco’s, if you want any.