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Email: jonnyb (at) gmail.com.
I will reply if your request is not too alarming.
(Note to PR companies – please give 0.0000001 second’s thought about what might be in it for me before pressing the ‘send’ button. Over time, it will save wear on your ‘send’ button. See the note below about this sort of thing.)
You can join my bizarre Facebook Appreciation Society. It was set up by somebody called Oli, and I didn’t know about it at the time. Now it’s run by somebody called Laurence. There is currently a disappointing lack of society merchandise, coach trips etc. I am too dignified to join my own Appreciation Society but am chuffed that it exists.
If you are really, really, sad then you can follow the very occasional update of mine on Twitter. I don’t want to see them for sale on Ebay, mind.
A couple of people have even rented holiday cottages and turned up to the pub to meet me in person. That is just bloody weird. Please do not do this, unless I am suitably forewarned.
Thank you very much for your interest.
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If you’d like to advertise on Private Secret Diary then please feel free to drop me an email. For the millionth, grillionth time however – I’m not interested in posting a banner plugging your latest film/cool project/hilariously funny web clip for free, just because ‘my readers might be interested’.
