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There is an unofficial Facebook Appreciation Society. It is run by somebody called Laurence. There is currently a disappointing lack of society merchandise, coach trips etc, but am chuffed that it exists. A more official Facebook presence is the Sex and Bowls and Rock and Roll fan page, which is run by – erm – me.

You can follow the very occasional update of mine on Twitter. I tend to ignore Twitter for ages, then get all enthusiastic about it again, so subscribe and put me on a list somewhere and I’ll appear when you least expect it.

A couple of people have even rented holiday cottages and turned up to the pub to meet me in person. That is just bloody weird. Please do not do this, unless I am suitably forewarned.

Thank you very much for your interest.

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If you’d like to advertise on Private Secret Diary then please feel free to drop me an email. For the millionth, grillionth time however – I’m not interested in posting a banner plugging your latest film/cool project/hilariously funny web clip for free, just because ‘my readers might be interested’.