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January 17th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
First!!
January 17th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Why not get a nice pink one?
Very, man about the village, I hear.
January 17th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Bah.
January 17th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
You caved? Three more outings in the pub and pink would have been what all the guys wanted.
Word of advice: no Razor. NO Razor. Dreadful phone.
January 17th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
i have on very good authority that pink for men is IN. Especially for the YOUNG! DONT GIVE IN!
January 17th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Shit. I’ve just painted mine pink in an act solidarity.
January 17th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Turquoise. How about turquoise?
January 17th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Oh yes! Pink is the new trendy colour that all young, virile men are… splutter, cough, cough, agh! I’m sorry folks. I couldn’t keep the facade going.
January 17th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
All I can see here is the title, is this intended?
January 17th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Why not something like a Blackberry? Then you could blog from it, and send us twitters about even the smallest and most mundane incidents in your dreary existence.
Yes. There’s quite possibly no upper limit to the interest that your twitters would generate. Your first one could be “I’ve bought a phone!”
January 17th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
“I’m sorry sir, we only have pink left in that model, we’re expecting a new delivery in next week, is there another phone I can interest you in…”
January 17th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
cerise? fushia?
apparently purple is the latest must-have (or so Orange told me).
January 17th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
i can’t believe the last two weeks were just a set up to that punchline.
January 17th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
I like my Razr.
January 17th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
i have a spare nokia 5110 in the cupboard- has a leopard print cover… very macho. want me to send it over?
January 17th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Wuss!!!
That’s our Jonny – a will of marshmallow!
The staying power of a butterfly’s antenna…
January 17th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
I had already lined up these teenagers from Nova Scotia who had organized a campaign here to get everyone to wear pink shirts in solidarity with a younger boy who was made fun of and called names for wearing his pink lacoste shirt. They were going to descend on Norfolk with pink shirts and phones, and you would have been a famous, heroic person, renowned for your understanding, tolerance, etc, etc, putting all the commentators and villagers to shame.
Oh well.
January 17th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Dandy grey russet with a yellow border!
January 17th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
http://www.2u.co.uk/mobile-phones/images/mobile-phone-image-handset-nokia-6111cathkidstonpink-tmobile-nop.gif
a wise choice sir.
January 17th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
I can’t see the story either, Misterboatswain. Just the title.
And it’s not on the front page either, only in the RSS feed.
It’s all very mysterious.
January 17th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
iPhone, Jonny! Seriously, you can blog on the train, and people think you are cool when you are very much not. Even ASBO youths have discarded their usual withering disdain for glances of new-found respect. Or maybe they are just trying to work out the best way to mug me.
January 17th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
it was on the front page, but has been deleted. maybe jonny uploaded a half done post by accident, then left it till later?
this throws the whole off-the-cuff style of this site into question.
my faith has been shaken.
January 17th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Did you trade in your old “friend’s” phone?
January 17th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Er… less is more…?
January 18th, 2008 at 1:26 am
Clever! (The post. V. clever.)
January 18th, 2008 at 2:49 am
Thought the phone was a perfect excuse not to go to the pub quite so often (you did say you would try this out in the New Year). Oh well, you’ll have to try will power alone now! Bet the temptation will be even harder to resist when you have a posh new phone you’ll want to show off…
January 18th, 2008 at 7:48 am
I hope you will be able to operate your new phone once you get home with it. You practically have to have an enginering degree to figure out how to use these new ones. All I can do is answer mine and make calls, the rest eludes me.
January 18th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Why can’t I see the post? *looks sad* Now my morning is thrown into disarray and chaos!!! *cry*
January 18th, 2008 at 10:13 am
Go camo mate.
It’s the new matt black.
January 18th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Shopping?
You Girl!
January 18th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Otherwise engaged then.
January 18th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Don’t waste money on a whole new phone! Just get a fascia. (I am practising new word use. I think I got it wrong. It is much more like fascist than I remembered).
January 18th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
I can’t understand why you appear to be letting them take the mickey.
They go to WeightWatchers.
January 18th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Nope. No story here either. You didn’t get another pink one, surely?
January 18th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Ach, people, please re-read comment 24!
Congrats for the blog, JonnyB, you always make me laugh.
January 18th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Ah…Thank you Pisohe. I got up to about 20 then thought I’d let somebody else work out the irony.
January 18th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
So not only are you a yellow belly but also bone b—-y idle.
I’m a little bit disappointed in you Jonny:(
January 19th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Damn. Way to completely confuse me, JohnnyB.
January 19th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
That’s really clever that is – 39 comments and no post – only a title. Not many bloggers can claim to have achieved that.
Chapeau Jonny.
January 19th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
40th
January 19th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
I thought it was one of your better posts.
January 20th, 2008 at 12:37 am
Is there going to be a sequel?
“I Go Shopping, Again.”
January 20th, 2008 at 12:49 am
At last, JonnyB has got the hang of this blogging lark. Well done.
Tomorrow:
“I’m on the train.”
January 20th, 2008 at 12:52 am
I HAS A NOKIA
IS NOT SO GRET ACTULLY
KTHXBAI
January 21st, 2008 at 9:08 am
This is great – I think I will just give up the writing thing and just think of titles in future. It is much more efficient.
January 21st, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I am most disappointed. You caved. I thought you had more, uh, guts, JonnyB…pardon the pun.
January 21st, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I dont believe how many people didnt get the title only post.
January 21st, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Pink phones and photographing squirrels……fantastic!
January 21st, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Oli, I think people got it but the title is fun and why not have fun too…
January 25th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Less is more, therefore, more is less. More or less ?
January 25th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Less !