Sun 23 Dec 2007
The Private Secret Diary is currently closed for the festive holiday.
We shall be returning in the New Year for your continued entertainment.
In the meantime, archives are available for your amusement.
A very Merry Christmas to all readers, subscribers, commenters and lurkers.
December 23rd, 2007 at 2:32 pm
And also to you.
December 23rd, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Dear Jonny,
Wishing you , LTLP and Sevalan (sp) a very Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year!!! So looking forward to the tales to come and hope your village will still be in one piece now that you have EVEN more time to create merriment!!!
Gwenn
December 23rd, 2007 at 5:43 pm
May the sun never set on your Empire, and your camels never fester and their fearsome odour never diminish.
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Merry Christmas, JonnyB. May there be no trips to Casualty for your family this year. Or next.
December 23rd, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Merry Christmas Jonny. May the village be a haven of peace and happiness over the festivities.
December 23rd, 2007 at 7:42 pm
Happy Christmas,JonnyB!
Closed? Of course, you left the comments open, so we shall run stark naked through them until you return.
Okay, everyone, Jonny’s not looking, so it’s time to take over!
December 24th, 2007 at 12:22 am
merry christmas mr b xxx
December 24th, 2007 at 12:26 am
Merry Christmas to you, your family, and all in the village, including Short Tony. Do try to keep the partying to a minimum, as it is likely to be contrary to regulations to disturb the neighboring, less-festive villages.
Regards,
Ric
December 24th, 2007 at 5:12 am
Merry Christmas to you and the rest of the ‘cast’.
December 24th, 2007 at 11:53 am
Merry Christmas to you and the rest of the crazy gang.
December 24th, 2007 at 11:59 am
Have a cool Yule!
December 24th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Leave some biscuits out for Santa!
(Lest he devour us all in our beds.)
December 24th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Merry Christmas, Jonny. And may the New Year bring a wedding ring and paid employment to your frivolous existence…
December 24th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Merry Xmas Johnny and family!
December 24th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
merry christmas, jonny!
December 24th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Dear Jonny, I hope you have a very jolly Christmas. I have only been reading blogs for a few months, and yours is my favourite. You’re my happiest discovery this year. Thanks for making me laugh for so many times xo
December 25th, 2007 at 12:42 am
Seasons Greetings to you Mr. JB.
I’ve enclosed a small gift for you to share with Short Tony. Please leave in freezer until ready to use.
(requires no batteries, but do have first aid kit close by)
December 25th, 2007 at 4:37 am
Calm down, it’s only a blog.
December 25th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Nothing to see here, folks. Move along now.
December 25th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Merry Xmas !
December 25th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
Happy Hogswatch, too, Mr. B.
December 26th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
I hope you have saved the receipts for the gift or gifts bought for the LTLP. You know she will want to return them.
December 26th, 2007 at 11:50 pm
merry christmas to you and the family.
December 27th, 2007 at 6:01 pm
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
oh.. and
24th!!!!
December 28th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Thanks to you, yours and various commenters throughout the year – much joy derived from all of you.
I can’t believe Ivan the T has toddlers near his tree – run, kids, run…
December 30th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Wot??? Still closed? How can this be? I mean, a new year starts the day after tomorrow and everything! Bad form I think, very bad form.
December 31st, 2007 at 4:04 pm
May all your troubles be little ones . No seriously may you find fame, fortune and happiness in 2008.
December 31st, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Ivan I’m sure he’s married. Just a bit shy about it.
January 1st, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Aha! I see my new anti-spoof avatar gets picked up in old comments. Death to spoof-poofs!
Meanwhile, it’s a New Year, hope it’s a happy one for all.
-Joan
January 1st, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Lots of good wishes for you, Servalan, and the LTLP and all others in your ivate, secret dia
January 2nd, 2008 at 1:45 am
happy new yearrr everyone!
may i take this opportunity to say you all have most excellent taste in blogs.
hope 2008 is a fab year for you all!
January 2nd, 2008 at 1:26 pm
YOUR festive season appears to be running into the Easter section!
Are you in Hospital?
Might see you there then.
January 2nd, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Happy blogging in 2008.
Wot were your fireworks like!
January 2nd, 2008 at 7:15 pm
as I lurker, and reader (and what not) I hope you’ll be back soon. All the best wishes for you
January 2nd, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Dear jonny,
Hope you have not been dragged off to the pokey as the New Year Festivities have come and gone…. and you seem to still be gone!!!
January 3rd, 2008 at 4:09 am
This is getting depressing.
January 3rd, 2008 at 9:42 am
Pssssst – I am not here really. It is annoying. I am not allowed to fuck around on the computer until the LTLP goes back to work. I shall try to get some fucking around done later on.
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:44 am
Can’t you do a Blue Peter and fool LTLP with the old ‘here’s one I prepared earlier’ defence.
January 3rd, 2008 at 3:12 pm
PS to pssst – hullo Neve Nera and welcome, and to Mrs Brand, and good luck with your project.
I am secretly typing this. I must learn to be more assertive.
January 3rd, 2008 at 3:15 pm
I’m not here either! I’m “sick,” hence not at work, so fucking around on the computer is safe. Actually, I really am sick, off to lie down until your blog returns. Happy New Year to you, eh.
January 3rd, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Can’t resist–of course it’s a secret diary, so secret typing is perfectly acceptable. Are you typing whilst hiding under the covers with a flashlight so your mother or surrogate doesn’t discover you?