The Private Secret Diary is currently closed for the festive holiday.
We shall be returning in the New Year for your continued entertainment.
In the meantime, archives are available for your amusement.
A very Merry Christmas to all readers, subscribers, commenters and lurkers.
And also to you.
Dear Jonny,
Wishing you , LTLP and Sevalan (sp) a very Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year!!! So looking forward to the tales to come and hope your village will still be in one piece now that you have EVEN more time to create merriment!!!
Gwenn
May the sun never set on your Empire, and your camels never fester and their fearsome odour never diminish.
Merry Christmas, JonnyB. May there be no trips to Casualty for your family this year. Or next.
Merry Christmas Jonny. May the village be a haven of peace and happiness over the festivities.
Happy Christmas,JonnyB!
Closed? Of course, you left the comments open, so we shall run stark naked through them until you return.
Okay, everyone, Jonny’s not looking, so it’s time to take over!
merry christmas mr b xxx
Merry Christmas to you, your family, and all in the village, including Short Tony. Do try to keep the partying to a minimum, as it is likely to be contrary to regulations to disturb the neighboring, less-festive villages.
Regards,
Ric
Merry Christmas to you and the rest of the ‘cast’.
Merry Christmas to you and the rest of the crazy gang.
Have a cool Yule!
Leave some biscuits out for Santa!
(Lest he devour us all in our beds.)
Merry Christmas, Jonny. And may the New Year bring a wedding ring and paid employment to your frivolous existence…
Merry Xmas Johnny and family!
merry christmas, jonny!
Dear Jonny, I hope you have a very jolly Christmas. I have only been reading blogs for a few months, and yours is my favourite. You’re my happiest discovery this year. Thanks for making me laugh for so many times xo
Seasons Greetings to you Mr. JB.
I’ve enclosed a small gift for you to share with Short Tony. Please leave in freezer until ready to use.
(requires no batteries, but do have first aid kit close by)
Calm down, it’s only a blog.
Nothing to see here, folks. Move along now.
Merry Xmas !
Happy Hogswatch, too, Mr. B.
I hope you have saved the receipts for the gift or gifts bought for the LTLP. You know she will want to return them.
merry christmas to you and the family.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
oh.. and
24th!!!!
Thanks to you, yours and various commenters throughout the year – much joy derived from all of you.
I can’t believe Ivan the T has toddlers near his tree – run, kids, run…
Wot??? Still closed? How can this be? I mean, a new year starts the day after tomorrow and everything! Bad form I think, very bad form. 🙂
May all your troubles be little ones . No seriously may you find fame, fortune and happiness in 2008.
Ivan I’m sure he’s married. Just a bit shy about it.
Aha! I see my new anti-spoof avatar gets picked up in old comments. Death to spoof-poofs!
Meanwhile, it’s a New Year, hope it’s a happy one for all.
-Joan
Lots of good wishes for you, Servalan, and the LTLP and all others in your ivate, secret dia
happy new yearrr everyone!
may i take this opportunity to say you all have most excellent taste in blogs.
hope 2008 is a fab year for you all!
YOUR festive season appears to be running into the Easter section!
Are you in Hospital?
Might see you there then.
Happy blogging in 2008.
Wot were your fireworks like!
as I lurker, and reader (and what not) I hope you’ll be back soon. All the best wishes for you
Dear jonny,
Hope you have not been dragged off to the pokey as the New Year Festivities have come and gone…. and you seem to still be gone!!!
This is getting depressing.
Pssssst – I am not here really. It is annoying. I am not allowed to fuck around on the computer until the LTLP goes back to work. I shall try to get some fucking around done later on.
Can’t you do a Blue Peter and fool LTLP with the old ‘here’s one I prepared earlier’ defence.
PS to pssst – hullo Neve Nera and welcome, and to Mrs Brand, and good luck with your project.
I am secretly typing this. I must learn to be more assertive.
I’m not here either! I’m “sick,” hence not at work, so fucking around on the computer is safe. Actually, I really am sick, off to lie down until your blog returns. Happy New Year to you, eh.
Can’t resist–of course it’s a secret diary, so secret typing is perfectly acceptable. Are you typing whilst hiding under the covers with a flashlight so your mother or surrogate doesn’t discover you?