Goodbye.

Yes, I really mean it. It’s over. We’re through.

We had some good times–a few laughs.

It was good while it lasted.

It’s not you, it’s me.

Alas.

Yeah, JonnyB’s back. And for who knows what reason, he wants to write in his own damn blog. Which means that our relationship is over, I’m afraid. I had fun here. And now you all have an excellent excuse to come visit me in New York City. I promise I shall feed you donuts and teach you to be terrible drivers.

Or you could just visit my blog here.

Goodbye.

P.S. I know that we’re through and all, but we can still make out sometimes, right?

I thought so.

Goodbye.

Yes, I really mean it. It’s over. We’re through.

We had some good times–a few laughs.

It was good while it lasted.

It’s not you, it’s me.

Alas.

Yeah, JonnyB’s back. And for who knows what reason, he wants to write in his own damn blog. Which means that our relationship is over, I’m afraid. I had fun here. And now you all have an excellent excuse to come visit me in New York City. I promise I shall feed you donuts and teach you to be terrible drivers.

Or you could just visit my blog here.

Goodbye.

P.S. I know that we’re through and all, but we can still make out sometimes, right?

I thought so.

A NICE CONVERSATION THAT QUICKLY MORPHED INTO A WEIRD CONVERSATION:

ME: I’m so relieved that they found my student who was missing.

HIM: Well Jill, I had been praying about it. And I go to church every week, so I have a really good relationship with God. So that’s probably why.

Wow.

A NICE CONVERSATION THAT QUICKLY MORPHED INTO A WEIRD CONVERSATION:

ME: I’m so relieved that they found my student who was missing.

HIM: Well Jill, I had been praying about it. And I go to church every week, so I have a really good relationship with God. So that’s probably why.

Wow.

This is rather confusing to update you all on, but I’ll try.

One of my students has been missing for over five weeks.

http://jilltwiss.blogspot.com/20…found- safe.html

I just got word that they found her and she’s safe.

So I’m taking the night off from writing and spending it being happy and grateful. I shall be back tomorrow.

I worked for a lawyer today.

This is not surprising since approximately everyone seems to be a lawyer now.

I believe that lawyering is currently America’s national occupation. You might think that it’s eating donuts or attacking other countries, but really those are just hobbies for us. Suing people is where the real money is.

And I guess, as lawyers go, he’s a pretty good lawyer. He seems to yell at people just enough and know exactly the right time to yell an obscenity.

I told him as much.

My observation: When you compliment a normal person, they think you’re nice. But when you compliment a lawyer, they think you’re smart.

I worked for a lawyer today.

This is not surprising since approximately everyone seems to be a lawyer now.

I believe that lawyering is currently America’s national occupation. You might think that it’s eating donuts or attacking other countries, but really those are just hobbies for us. Suing people is where the real money is.

And I guess, as lawyers go, he’s a pretty good lawyer. He seems to yell at people just enough and know exactly the right time to yell an obscenity.

I told him as much.

My observation: When you compliment a normal person, they think you’re nice. But when you compliment a lawyer, they think you’re smart.